Nap of Luxury

Of course I need blankets fit for a king..... finally the girl human has put out the winter blankets. I'm glad she realized the old winter blankets were not luxurious enough and I require fuzzy blankets for my royal bed. Ahhh.... this is how the supreme ruler of Romanoffland should be treated....FINALLY. (PS. don't let the boy human see this....I'm not allowed on their bed)

Best View in the place

I got a little crazy today when the girl human was taking down the Halloween decorations. It's tricky for me to get up to this place because too much jumping power will toss me over the edge. I'm usually afraid of that so, I don't get enough power and have to claw my way up to get my butt on the ledge. I can't believe the humans say I can't get up there very well because of my weight...... non-sense. It's planned so that I don't hurl myself over the edge of course. They don't like me up there anyway....to bad because it has the best view in the place. Even better than the Tower of Power if you can believe it.

Civilized evening

Here are some photos of us before the party when we were sitting with our humans and enjoying a nice family moment. The girl human was so excited to see us in our costumes....of course we can't let her know we like them and were going to wear them all night for the party. I decided to show her what I thought about the costumes and headed straight for my litter box....apparently they know that trick from previous cats.

PARTY

Man, you missed an awesome party last night! We got all the house cats to sneak out when their humans opened the door for trick-or-treaters.....and sneak into our house. The humans have no clue and never will; stupid humans.

Well let's just say that Kosmo and I had a few too many kitti-ritas during the evening. I really think it was my crown that was throwing me off-balance because I can hold my liqueur unlike some other girly orange cats. He fell over in the dinning room and couldn't get up... ha ha.

Oops!

Well, I found the keys to the DeLorean Time Machine in the house and managed to get the car started. With the Flux Capacitor fluxing I shifted the car into reverse then pounced down onto the gas pedal with all my weight. I guess I neglected to raise the garage door first and did some minor damage to the car. Oops! Looks like I failed this time, but the quest to rid Romanoffland of Kosmo will continue.
I'll just push this mess back inside and hopefully nobody will notice...

Better yet, I'll frame Kosmo for it!

Back In Time Part 2

Ok, I've been trying to get the car started, but I am not sure what to do...
Maybe the keys would help, I'll have to go back and look for them in the house.

I've looked over the engine and everything looks good to me, so next I engaged the Flux Capacitor.

I guess if I can't figure out how to start the car, I'll just push in the clutch and let it roll down the driveway. Hopefully my plans will work out and I'll have my revenge on Kosmo by weeks end.

Back in Time

Well, I've about had it with that orange cat Kosmo. He has slept in MY bed, used MY box, and ate MY food for the last time. My humans are gone for the day and I know of a secret inside the garage that will help me get rid of Kosmo once and for all.



My Plan:

Use the Time Machine(De Lorean) inside the humans garage to travel back in time and prevent Kosmo from getting adopted. Thereby being "The Only Kitty".

Problem:

I can't drive!

To Be Continued...

It's cold out there

Wow, it is cold here. It's not even going to be 70 degrees for the day! I don't think I'll leave my warm spot here at the tower of power.

Going on a diet

Well isn't this embarrassing; the dog costumes are too small for us. Geez, I'm not even putting my photo on if they were even too small for Kosmo. Look at the fat roll it gave him on his neck and it isn't even long enough to go to his butt. That little tail on the costume should be on Kosmo's tail. I guess we are going on a diet if the dog costumes won't fit our fat butts.

Hairball medicine

Here's a shot of me getting my hairball medicine like I mentioned on the last post. That stuff is so good. I just love it. I have to get brushed first.....which isn't fun. Kosmo loves to be brushed because he is crazy.

Front porch fun

Here's a photo from this weekend when I helped the girl human plant some of her daffodil and iris bulbs. She was outside for a long time, I got tired and wanted to go inside. I love going inside because I get my treat. MMMMMMM I love that hairball medicine it tastes so good I eat it straight out of the tube. Kosmo is scared of the tube because it blew air on him one time.... he is such a chicken cat.

This is fun

Wow chewing on the halloween decorations is fun. I didn't realize what I was missing, but I've got my own skeleton, I don't want to chew the same one Kosmo. It's bad enough that I have to share the water bowl with him.

Someone's been sleeping in my bed.

The girl human saw me in my bed and had to take a picture because I'm so cute, at least that is what I thought. Instead she called me a fat-so and said I was too big for this bed and should use the other one. Geez no respect. At least she told Kosmo he's too small and we should switch beds like she intended when she got the blue bed. Really, when she isn't home I just sleep on the couch. Look at Kosmo, isn't it silly how small he is... ha ha no wonder everyone thinks he is a girl.

OMG!

Holy crap look what I found on the dinning room table (yes yes I know I'm not supposed to be there). HALLOWEEN COSTUMES! worse yet they are really for dogs! OMG I've got to hide! I know the girl human will want to try them on us....... hide hide hide!

E-V-I-L

This is my best Halloween look. It was easy to do by thinking/channeling evil Kosmo playing with the skeletons. I chewed on the skeleton for a while to get into character.

New view

If you know me, then you know about my love of bags. This one was awesome because it came with a free ride around the house with the boy human. I was so amazed at the new view. Romanoffland is so vast and beautiful..... truly a great nation.

Mine

Well it's that time to start getting out the Halloween decorations. I enjoy having the light up pumpkins in the windows because then the blinds are up and I can look out different windows. Kosmo is such a spaz and loves to chew on the rubber skeletons....he just couldn't wait for them to be unpacked. The girl human gave him one to play with hoping he would leave the other decorations alone....... wrong-o. He has already been up on the table to get a bat and a spider to play with too.

Napping for the cure

The girl human has been sick for the last week. She has been home sleeping, sneezing, coughing, blowing, and sleeping some more. I was a little scared when she blew her nose...I had never herd a noise like that. I was glad to help get her better by keeping her company on the bed. I'm glad she is better today but I missed taking my nap on the bed.... she went to work. bummer

Give me food

Things are back to normal around here.... I can't get anyone to feed me. I'm so hungry I'm drooling on myself.

The nose knows

I love it when the boy human scratches my nose. My humans are so nice and always want to pet me... I just don't always want to be petted. I like my morning lap time with the boy human and that is about it. Otherwise, they find me on the tower of power and pet me anyway. OHHHH nose scratches feel so goooood.....

Water dish

Just last Friday I was talking about Kosmo washing his paws in the water dish. This is my attempt to catch it on film.... but he took his feet out. He isn't happy with me for yelling at him and putting it on the blog. It's just gross what he does .... and everyone needs to know. I don't care if he is going to bite me for this.... be warned DON'T DRINK THE WATER.

Duckie

Well I had hoped that the hurricane would have gotten rid of my nemesis.... Duckie. Duckie got hit by a lot of branches...but didn't sink. He endlessly taunts me from the pool that he is outside and I am not. He floats around in and stops by my window to tease me. I got to get him once... he had come to the edge of the pool and I was out with the boy human and I hit that duckie on the head and bit him. I know I can only get him if he is on the edge of the pool because I found out the pool is all water! What are the humans thinking jumping into WATER! Stupid humans. I don't like the way water feels on my body.... I try to avoid it but one day I was looking at the boy human and accidentally backed up and fell into the pool! The girl human freaked out and pulled on my leash...she dragged me out of the pool.

On our best behavior

Kosmo and I usually fight over who gets the lounger in the study. During the storm we decided we could share and be on our best and cutest behavior because the girl human was home all the time. She thought we were so cute she took our picture.. I always wake up to the noise the camera makes when it turns on.....

No Air conditioning, No problem

My humans thought no air conditioning was a problem but us cats enjoyed getting to smell and hear all the outside stuff. Here I am in the dinning room, this was a nice change from the usual spot in the study. There was a lot of activity and worker men for me to watch. Kosmo is scared of the big trucks and would run and hide under the covers upstairs..... chicken cat. It was great to have the windows open all day and then the upstairs windows were open all night...... awesome. Now we have power and there are no windows open. O'well the girl human says soon it will be cool enough to open some windows because we want to.

No Power

Here is a photo of Kosmo at the dinning room table... or command central. This is where the radio and weather TV were so we could get the news and this was a special day because the grocery was open and we could get a paper. Kosmo called "dibbs" first ...... so I looked out the window until it was my turn to read the paper. I'm glad my humans had a lot of water because our electric water bowl got disgusting fast without the filter running. Mainly because stupid Kosmo likes to wash his feet off in our drinking water, I yell him about how gross it is but he doesn't get it.

Watching Ike

Well many of you know that I haven't posted my blog since the hurricane. I've finally got my internet and power back. The hurricane winds started late the night of my last post and lasted all through the next day. This photo is of me watching Ike blow things around the backyard until it got dark the humans took us into the bathroom to camp out for the night. I was happy to sleep with them for the night. The storm was very loud and sounded like people throwing softballs at the house all night. I hid behind my litter box until the humans made a good sleeping place for us on the floor and brought in my bed.

Here comes another hurricane

I thought I would go out and make sure the house is ready for the hurricane. "IKE" is supposed to be here tonight... again it's a beautiful day outside right now. The humans are busy putting things in the garage and getting ready for the possibility of no power. I'm just hanging out and staying out of the way. The orange cat is hidding somewhere, which leaves me all the sunbeams. The girl human told me that the cats are staying in the bedroom tonight during the hurricane.... I guess I'm okay with it but Kosmo is such a spaz we probably won't get any sleep.

I see you.....

This was a fun day. I enjoy a good bag fun park, but it is extra special when it comes with the tissue paper. I enjoy diving into the paper and attacking what lives inside it. There is always time to play in the tissue paper.... nap time can wait. ATTACK.

low humidity

What a treat today..... it's cool enough out for the french doors to be opened for a while. The birds are flying around and the squirrel is jumping in the trees and I wish I could be out there too. The humans say all the time that I always wanted to be a barn cat ..... I think they can read my mind. When the humans got me it's because a kid who planed on having me in the barn put me down and the girl picked me up and wouldn't let me go. She carried me around for 20 minutes...... I went home with them that day and never became a barn cat. Well, enough reminiscing, I better get back to the open door because this won't last long; it will be 93 degrees today.

What do you want?

I was getting a much needed rest when the girl human came to take my bed away. What nerve she has.... I was clearly asleep and enjoying my cat nap. I was first blinded with the flash of the camera and then put on the floor..... can you believe how the Ruler of Romanoffland is being treated? I will not stand for this and will have to take my revenge.... first, I think there is time for a nap here on the floor.