Tuesday, December 29, 2009

There's a bird in here!

LOOOK! There is a bird toward the top of the tree....omg. What? How? Has Kosmo seen it. No..it's all mine. Now how do I get to the top of the tree?

Carefully....Carefully. The tree is swaying but I'm ready to pounce.. Gottcha!

Stupid snowflake....I guess that bird is higher. Yes, he's still there. Higher..Careful........ GOTTCHA! BITE>>>>

BLAH.....yuck....hard as a rock. FAKE! Okay get this stupid tree and it's fake birds out of her already! Geez.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Short Trip

I believe those of you who know me... know that I love bags. Well this bag took me for a trip around the kitchen and dinning room. What a treat to travel...I was a bit dizzy from the trip but my humans were so glad to have me back. They took my picture and kissed me....ewww. It's good to be home.

Friday, December 25, 2009


Kosmo had setup one of those digital deer cams that hunters use. He captured SantaClaws as he left our gifts last night. Funny how he looks a lot like me...hmmm.


OHHHHH! Santa was at our house tonight! I saw him right there by the tree....he moved when I took the picture..... Here's proof to all you unbelievers! Santa was here!

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Done just in time....

Whew...I'm done with my wrapping. I hope everyone likes their presents. I'm sure my humans will love what I've caught for them and I hope it's still fresh. I wonder what that fat man in the red suit they call Santa will bring me. I already got a gift from my Wisconsin Grandma. The humans put it on the mantel because that is the only place I can't get to.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

I'm back

Well, I've had a busy time this past month. Sorry for not posting but my humans left me here while they traveled to Italy and I couldn't find where they put the laptop. I had tried to pack myself in their luggage but unfortunately they found me each time. I was stuck here with Kosmo for 9 days....luckily this lady would come and feed us and pet us. My Humans came back and they had all sorts of smells on them...but they went straight to bed. The girl human said we could sleep with them....but the boy human said he wanted to actually get some sleep and closed the door. Well, I never......

The next day I was busy sniffing the suitcases again and all the clothes while they sorted through for laundry. Then, it was back to work and busy, busy, busy. I've just now gotten back to the blog now that things have calmed down around here. The girl human has been keeping me company on the couch and showing me a lot of movies in between my naps.

This is photo shows my favorite spot....at the computer with my boy human. I love to lay with him and some times they help with typing for the blog. Sorry for my absence again and I hope to keep up in the future.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Cool breeze on my belly

What a way to spend my Sunday morning; It's nice being the Supreme Ruler of Romanoffland. The weather is a little cooler here today so the girl human opened the back door for me. I love smelling the outside air and feeling it on my fur. I think it's already time for my nap.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Me Me Me Me, MA MA MA MA

I thought I would spend my day practicing on my singing. The girl human had to work on a Saturday (wow was she mad when she left) and I thought I would be alone. The boy human had the day off.... was he shocked to find me on the couch belting out my favorite opera.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Typical Sunday

Kosmo is such a clicker hog. He turns it to the most boring show and then falls asleep....but if I try to take the clicker....

He says, "I'm watching this and it is very informative"
Yeah right....He's watching the back of his eyelids.
I'm going to go find a sunbeam; there's nothing on TV anyway.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Sunbeam...ruined again

Here I am enjoying my wonderful sunbeam. I love the ones that come through the front door because I get a bonus of Rainbow Sunbeam. I was just minding my own business and taking a bath. Relaxing, Rolling, and just being cute.

The girl human came with her camera to tell me how adorable I was and take millions of photos. This is never good because then.....Kosmo comes. Here he is ruining my sunbeam bath by breathing down my neck. Geez there is no peace in Romanoffland; A cold war of attention is waged daily.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Sunday Morning

I love Sunday morning. I get to sit in my sunbeam and enjoy the quiet morning. This new couch is awesome, the arm is just the right height for my chin rest. The girl human was sitting with me and taking my picture telling me how cute I am...Love this Sunday morning!

Then, Kosmo heard the girl human telling my what a cute kitty I am and he had to come and ruin it. Jumped right up and stuck his butt in my face....No longer loving this Sunday Morning.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

I'm leaving I'm leaving.....

Look at this stupid orange cat.....ready to flee and making excuses when the humans come in. Really? I am not going anywhere just because I'm not "ALLOWED" on the bed. If they leave the door open it's fair game...... they can come move me. I live by this famous quote, "Whatever, I DO WHAT I WANT." - Cartman from South Park.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

I'm not kidding

KOSMO KAT, The new ruler is here. Bow or be fried by my LASER vision.

Friday, October 16, 2009

The Orange Nation rises again

Romanoffland needs to get a better intelligence agency because The Orange Nation now has the knowledge of LASER VISION. MWUAHHHHH MWUAAAAAH. I've managed to take over the Tower of Power and seize the Capital City. Romanofflandians......YOU WILL BOW TO KOSMO KAT!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Footrest kitty

This orange cat is getting too comfortable in Romanoffland for my liking. He's trying to hog all my human time in the morning, wanting to sit on my boy human's lap at night, begging for food........I'm going to have to remind him that I AM THE KITTY.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Laser vision

I'm hiding in my fortress of curtains. Beware all who come to harm my shiny land.....I have the most awesome force of Laser vision and will fry all orange kitties!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

My new buddy

I love this thing.... it purrs and beeps. I wonder if I could get under there?

Sunday, October 4, 2009


Yeah...this fake hand hanging out of the TV console could mean only one thing : it's almost Halloween! I love that day because the doorbell rings and I get to sniff a lot of weird creatures at the door. My humans think it's funny that I want to met everyone and help pass out candy, but a supreme ruler has to keep his subjects happy and they bring such interesting creatures from all over the great land of Romanoff to met me.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Found Me

The pillowcases were all getting washed so I figured I would hold them down. No pillow got lost but my humans couldn't find me for a while. The girl human moved the top pillow to take my picture.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Cereal Killer!

In honor of my favorite TV series DEXTER, I've decided to become a Cereal Killer. I was very upset that Dexter did not win an Emmy, so in honor of the cast and crew I have killed this box of Cheerios! Beware: more boxes of cereal will be killed if DEXTER is not acknowledged for its greatness.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Birthday Boy

I was a good birthday today. I'm soooo full from all the cake and treats. It feels like nap time....

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Why aren't my pictures posting?.....it goes and goes and doesn't load......I've been trying for a few days now and it won't let me add photos!!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

What's this?

The boy human put this thing in the other week and I've been wondering about it. Finally the girl human let me look inside. I almost jumped inside but it looks like there are pokey things in there.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Window spot

This is a nice little window spot for my morning. I enjoy watching all the morning activity outside. Most the time I just like to watch the back of my eyelids and enjoy the warm sun on my fur.

Sunday, September 13, 2009


Kosmo and I are waiting at the door. The humans think we are just awesome kitties and miss them now that summer break is over. However, we are really here because when the humans use the door....so do the lizards. There has been little baby lizards running into the house. They are fun to play with and chase around. The girl human screams for the boy human to get it before I eat it... I love these little treats. Sometimes I win, sometimes Kosmo wins, and sometimes the boy human wins and the little lizard is tossed outside.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Play it again

I like the new room because now my boy human has a place to sit and play for me. Finally the Supreme Ruler is getting some quality entertainment in Romanoffland.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Living room wall cat

My human woke me up to take this picture which was not very nice, but she says I wake her up all the time with meowing "hellooooooo" outside the bedroom door. Anyway, I told you they think it is funny that I like to lay on the wall they take a picture every time.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Knock Knock

Knock Knock,
Who's there?

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Lazy Saturday

My humans just don't understand how much energy it takes to be this cute. They thought this was the laziest thing they have ever seen. I just can't stand up and scratch my post right now; I'm too exhausted from being cute this morning, but when I'm excited I HAVE to scratch my post. That boy human needs to stop making me excited to go outside, he keeps saying,"Do you want to go outside boy? Outside?Outside?" I DO I DO....please carry me.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009


What's that? There is a lizard out there...... I sat and watched him walk around the edge of the window. I was making my hunting noises so Roman came over to check it out. I had to swat him in the face to claim the lizard for myself.

If only I could get him through this window.. O'well I'll have to wait for him to be stupid enough to run inside when the humans open the door. We catch a lot of lizards that way.....mmmmm lizards.

Monday, August 24, 2009

wall kitty

I was helping the girl human when she was painting the room a while ago.....
I'm holding up the baseboard for her.
My humans always think it is funny when I lay like this and they stop to rub my belly.

Friday, August 21, 2009

New room, new territory

I claim this new room in the name of Romanoffland, and I claim this new couch for me to wash my belly.

Monday, August 17, 2009


The girl human found some of our baby pictures! I've heard her talking about wanting another kitty. I' would try to trade in Kosmo and see if I get a better deal, but is sounds like there would be a third kitty instead. The boy human keeps pointing at us and saying it's going to be one of them.....it's going to be one of them. Maybe these kitten photos will help and she won't get another kitty.

Saturday, August 15, 2009


Birdies...... I'm glad the humans filled the feeder; Now I have something to watch.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Back it up!

You better watch out there is a feisty cat under this bag. I will even play with closed bags...they are still fun to hide under and swat at fingers. The humans laugh and say "where's Roman?" ha ah they are so dumb. They stick there fingers in the handle to pick it up and ........ *SWAT*

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

What's that noise?

There are a lot of wierd noises coming from the fireplace today. It only lasted for about 10 minutes and I can't believe Kosmo was there to check it out first. The girl human laughed at us and said it's just rain. I guess we forgot what that sounds like.......

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Tissue paper King

The girl human went shopping and I love the tissue paper that her clothes get wrapped in. I play in it for hours it's great for hiding, diving, digging, and all types of fun. I decided it should be on my favorite spot on the fireplace to make it the best day ever. Plus I can look out the window from here.... life just doesn't get better than this!

Friday, August 7, 2009

My own fireplace

This is the only place that orange cat doesn't bother me. He doesn't lay up here and I love the cool bricks on my fur. I'm glad the girl human moved my blue bed to the floor so I have more places to lay on the fireplace and cool off. This is the best spot ever. It even comes with a head scratcher!