Saturday, January 31, 2009

Tip toe through the tulips

It's a nice day and the humans did some yardwork before the tall human went to work. I got to spend some time playing in the flower garden. I was thwarted from my attempt to eat the snap dragons by a pull on my leash so I set my sight on the tulips.... then, all this water started flying out of the ground! It was madness..... I ran as fast as I could and got hung up on the rose bush with this stupid leash and had to wait to be rescued! So much for a quiet day in the garden.... I'm going to stay inside and dry off.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Expanding My Kingdom

Today the boy human had me on a leash in the backyard to get brushed and have my claws trimmed. After my grooming he left me sit on a chair and went away to clean the pool(the place my archnemisis lives, DUCKY). I escaped from my leash and roamed the outskirts of my land unseen and unchallenged for many hours. I came upon a high tower, almost as high as "The Tower of Power" in my capital city. I found it to be teaming with feathered flying things known to the humans as "birds", to me they are known as lunch. After a snack or three I jumped upon the tower and shed fur there in the name of Romanoffland. I shall keep this small bird city as part of Romanoffland from hence forth, and it shall be named: A la carte.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Supervisor


I'm helping Kosmo work on getting the "bug" out from under the door. I tell him a little to the left....no right....no left...... He doesn't know it but he is getting that bug out for me to play with.

The human lady made us some new "bugs" out of pipe cleaners because we just don't have enough. Don't tell her, but really we still have all of these toys and they are under the refrigerator. Kosmo has an obsessive compulsive disorder and pushes the bugs under all items that he can.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Really?


I can't believe Kosmo thinks that he is the brains behind my blog. I am the KITTY here and he is just second rate animal with a weird skinny tail. Now that I mention it, I don't even think he is a cat! Some raccoon in disguise or one of those meerkats on TV.

I Roman, still the supreme ruler of Romanoffland, am not worried about this so called orange army. I think I'll take a nap, wake me when it's time for dinner.

Friday, January 23, 2009

New Era of the Orange Nation

I have been the brains behind this whole website operation and I'm sick of everyone thinking Roman is so awesome. I, Kosmo, supreme ruler of the Orange Nation call on my brothers to help over throw these corrupt governments of the world. My fierce army will reign over this land and rule all that I see. If you don't OBEY you will suffer the wrath of my pointy teeth and freshly sharpened claws.


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Fed up

As you can see by my face; I am just fed up with that orange cat. He has been taking all my toys and he has been trying to be the cutest kitty for everything. The humans are all goo-goo-gaa-gaa over him and always telling him he's a good kitty. I'm getting told to get off the furniture....Get off the kitchen counter and stop licking that spoon.... Geez what is a cat to do?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Best nap ever


What an awesome day, I got to sleep on my favorite blanket. Usually it is only out in the summer time but the weather has been in the 70's lately. It gets cold at night, but with all my fur I'm just fine. I can't wait until the white blanket is out all the time. If I go by the rules.....I'm not allowed on the bed without a human with me because I tend to get hair all over the pillows. I say big deal.. those humans leave hair on their pillows too!

Monday, January 19, 2009

Found Me!

I love playing hide and seek with the humans. I'm so glad they both have the day off work so they can hang out with me all day. Ooh look a quarter!

Saturday, January 17, 2009

What?

I'm not trying to get into these cabinets. I'm definitely not going to try to get what is on the stove..... really I've been laying here the whole time. What, did Kosmo come in and tell on me? He's lying... I'm clearly resting and I enjoy laying half under the cabinets.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Dirty Paws

The humans were away again today so I continued my Time Machine repairs. I found some yucky tasting fluid dripping from the engine, so I jacked up the car to find the leak. I haven't found it yet, but I sure did get my paws dirty trying. Kosmo had no idea I was out there, he slept all day in a sun beam...MY sun beam!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

So Close


Cat, I am so glad my Aunt Tina got this helicopter for me to play with. The boy human says it's his, but I know it must be for me because it is so much fun to chase. I smacked it out of the air a few times. Here is a picture of me about to bite it mid-flight.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

I'm bored.

Well there is nothing to do here. The humans tell me all the time I have so many toys and all I do is sleep. I say so what.... I'm bored. Where is the latest bag? I don't see any fun Christmas boxes around anymore. I'm all played out....maybe I should play Wii.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

MMM..... key lime pie


My humans gave me a treat. Key Lime yogurt. I was so excited to get a treat that I didn't want to move and have them take it away. So, I just stepped sideways...... now they are laughing about my crossed legs. Well keep laughing humans I'm going to eat all your yogurt.

Monday, January 12, 2009

FYI

I've noticed that not many people are commenting on my blog and I would really like to hear from my fans. I would like for you to know it is easy to comment. Just click on comment at the end of my blog. You do not have to be signed up as a member. Type in your comments and then type the squiggly word and you are on your way.

Thanks to all the fans who have written. Cousin whiskers I've tried and tried to get a marshmallow, but there are none in the house. I also have to watch my figure.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Fans of Roman t. cat

To my fans... I am sorry about the lack of posts this weekend. I seem to have a problem with uploading photos. I can make a DeLorean into a time machine...but can't get my photos to upload to Blogger.....the world is a crazy place.

I think I've figured it out and I'll see you on Monday.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Fix It Cat...Revisiting old plans.



Kosmo is annoying me to the point that I need to get out of the house. After the humans went to work today, I snuck back out to the garage to nose around. The Time Machine was still in the garage all smashed from my last adventure, so I decided to take some time to try and fix it. Maybe if I can get it running again I can salvage my original plan to go back in time and stop Kosmo from being adopted. The front of the car was in need of the most work, so I started rewiring and putting things together. After a few hours of work and very proud of myself, I layed on the hood to soak up some sun and rest. I know this time my plan will succeed!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

King Roman the supreme ruler

Kosmo will think twice about trying to take over around here while I am King. Not under my watch will this great land become an Orange Nation of Kosmonuts. Do you want to know how I got him to go in the sink.... ha ha ha. Maybe some day when I write my novel I'll reveal my secrets.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Moving on Up


Okay, I am going to lose it. Now this cat is trying to get on the top of my Tower of Power. He doesn't know who he is messing with. I am the supreme ruler of Romanoffland and the Tower of Power is my throne. This is a ridiculous try at a coup d’├ętat. I shall make him pay.......

Monday, January 5, 2009

Eviction Notice


I can't believe it. This foreigner has just moved into the Tower of Power. The humans put a cat blanket inside the bottom hole of the tower of power..... FOR ME. They did not put that in there for HIM. I need to evict him, but I'm going to need a plan, because each time he is in there the humans ooohhh and awwwe over his cuteness. Uggh - Give me a break.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Almost Done

Well finally the bathroom is almost done. Still having drain problems. I guess my view of the pipes was a little off in my previous post about the bathroom. I think squeezing my head through the hole distorted my vision and the pipe alignment is not correct. Boy am I getting some flack from this....... the girl human really wants this remodel to be over.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Hypothesis 2:

Kosmo refused to help, so my second hypothesis is to destroy the controller. I thought I would take advantage of this moment when my human didn't have the wrist strap on. ATTACK! Unfortunately this mission was unsuccessful as well. He still had a good grip and I was unable to destroy the wii controller. I have discovered a glitch to my plan: they have an extra controller . I fear that if Kosmo will not give his support in this war on wii, it will surely fail.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Hypothesis 1:

Hypothesis 1: To get rid of the Wii; I will try to destroy the human's Mii (Character) in the game.

It's not working, there must be some sort of force field protection. I've even tried a sneak attack where he can't see me coming.... none of the missions were successful. A new plan needs to be formed and it might require both Kosmo and me to destroy the Wii. We want our humans back.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Life of the party

I really like to check out what is inside bags but this one was a little small. I kept trying and trying to get to the bottom. The humans all thought it was funny but this is serious... I must get to the bottom of every bag! Maybe if I get a running start........ What is in there!?