Sunbeam...ruined again

Here I am enjoying my wonderful sunbeam. I love the ones that come through the front door because I get a bonus of Rainbow Sunbeam. I was just minding my own business and taking a bath. Relaxing, Rolling, and just being cute.

The girl human came with her camera to tell me how adorable I was and take millions of photos. This is never good because then.....Kosmo comes. Here he is ruining my sunbeam bath by breathing down my neck. Geez there is no peace in Romanoffland; A cold war of attention is waged daily.

Sunday Morning

I love Sunday morning. I get to sit in my sunbeam and enjoy the quiet morning. This new couch is awesome, the arm is just the right height for my chin rest. The girl human was sitting with me and taking my picture telling me how cute I am...Love this Sunday morning!

Then, Kosmo heard the girl human telling my what a cute kitty I am and he had to come and ruin it. Jumped right up and stuck his butt in my face....No longer loving this Sunday Morning.

I'm leaving I'm leaving.....

Look at this stupid orange cat.....ready to flee and making excuses when the humans come in. Really? I am not going anywhere just because I'm not "ALLOWED" on the bed. If they leave the door open it's fair game...... they can come move me. I live by this famous quote, "Whatever, I DO WHAT I WANT." - Cartman from South Park.

I'm not kidding

KOSMO KAT, The new ruler is here. Bow or be fried by my LASER vision.

The Orange Nation rises again

Romanoffland needs to get a better intelligence agency because The Orange Nation now has the knowledge of LASER VISION. MWUAHHHHH MWUAAAAAH. I've managed to take over the Tower of Power and seize the Capital City. Romanofflandians......YOU WILL BOW TO KOSMO KAT!

Footrest kitty

This orange cat is getting too comfortable in Romanoffland for my liking. He's trying to hog all my human time in the morning, wanting to sit on my boy human's lap at night, begging for food........I'm going to have to remind him that I AM THE KITTY.

Laser vision

I'm hiding in my fortress of curtains. Beware all who come to harm my shiny land.....I have the most awesome force of Laser vision and will fry all orange kitties!

My new buddy

I love this thing.... it purrs and beeps. I wonder if I could get under there?

Halloween!

Yeah...this fake hand hanging out of the TV console could mean only one thing : it's almost Halloween! I love that day because the doorbell rings and I get to sniff a lot of weird creatures at the door. My humans think it's funny that I want to met everyone and help pass out candy, but a supreme ruler has to keep his subjects happy and they bring such interesting creatures from all over the great land of Romanoff to met me.