
The pillowcases were all getting washed so I figured I would hold them down. No pillow got lost but my humans couldn't find me for a while. The girl human moved the top pillow to take my picture.
This is the account of my daily life in a house with two humans and an orange cat named Kosmo.



The girl human found some of our baby pictures! I've heard her talking about wanting another kitty. I' would try to trade in Kosmo and see if I get a better deal, but is sounds like there would be a third kitty instead. The boy human keeps pointing at us and saying it's going to be one of them.....it's going to be one of them. Maybe these kitten photos will help and she won't get another kitty.
The girl human went shopping and I love the tissue paper that her clothes get wrapped in. I play in it for hours it's great for hiding, diving, digging, and all types of fun. I decided it should be on my favorite spot on the fireplace to make it the best day ever. Plus I can look out the window from here.... life just doesn't get better than this!
Look at this! the girl human opened all the blinds so we could watch the rain. It's finally raining. We are in a bad drought here and all the grass and plants are almost burned up from the 100 degree weather and under 2" of rain for 3 months...... I don't even beg to go outside anymore because it's awful hot out there. I hope there is more rain to come...
Wow those humans are lazy. Sleeping in....taking time for coffee and breakfast. Moaning and whining about hurting bodies.....what is arthritis? Someone thinks they have it in their hand. What ever humans LET'S GO!!! What can I do today? Do you need me to hold anything down? I got the little ladder.... can I use the nailer? Can I, huh, can I ? pleeeeeeeeease.
Yes! the power tools are back in the house....but this one isn't making any noise. I need it to make noise to scare the orange cat and get him out of my hair. OH here's the problem, it's not plugged in. This is a time I really wish I had thumbs, otherwise I have to bite it to plug it in.....well it's worth it to get rid of Kosmo. This thing really makes a lot of loud noises. Here we go....
Nothing to do here now that the work has stopped on the front room. I don't have any power tools...the sander has been put out in the garage. No humans to help..... it has become really quiet and boring. The humans spend their time in the pool with evil ducky and I'm left in the house. Just when I was finally getting settled into my nap....the orange cat is out. He had been hiding for days when the power tools were out, I've got to get the humans to start to work on the room again! Otherwise, I may never get to sleep.

I can't believe what I am seeing. My humans are are floating around in all that water. They must have gone crazy because I can't believe they would get into the water themselves! No, they must have been tricked by that evil ducky. Oh, the water....all that water; it must be so awful. I'll get that duck with it's stupid grin and sunglasses for making my humans wet.