What's that? There is a lizard out there...... I sat and watched him walk around the edge of the window. I was making my hunting noises so Roman came over to check it out. I had to swat him in the face to claim the lizard for myself.
I was helping the girl human when she was painting the room a while ago.....
The girl human found some of our baby pictures! I've heard her talking about wanting another kitty. I' would try to trade in Kosmo and see if I get a better deal, but is sounds like there would be a third kitty instead. The boy human keeps pointing at us and saying it's going to be one of them.....it's going to be one of them. Maybe these kitten photos will help and she won't get another kitty. 
You better watch out there is a feisty cat under this bag. I will even play with closed bags...they are still fun to hide under and swat at fingers. The humans laugh and say "where's Roman?" ha ah they are so dumb. They stick there fingers in the handle to pick it up and ........ *SWAT*
There are a lot of wierd noises coming from the fireplace today. It only lasted for about 10 minutes and I can't believe Kosmo was there to check it out first. The girl human laughed at us and said it's just rain. I guess we forgot what that sounds like.......
The girl human went shopping and I love the tissue paper that her clothes get wrapped in. I play in it for hours it's great for hiding, diving, digging, and all types of fun. I decided it should be on my favorite spot on the fireplace to make it the best day ever. Plus I can look out the window from here.... life just doesn't get better than this!
This is the only place that orange cat doesn't bother me. He doesn't lay up here and I love the cool bricks on my fur. I'm glad the girl human moved my blue bed to the floor so I have more places to lay on the fireplace and cool off. This is the best spot ever. It even comes with a head scratcher!
Look at this! the girl human opened all the blinds so we could watch the rain. It's finally raining. We are in a bad drought here and all the grass and plants are almost burned up from the 100 degree weather and under 2" of rain for 3 months...... I don't even beg to go outside anymore because it's awful hot out there. I hope there is more rain to come...
These bookcases are really shaping up and I'm really proud of my work. I'm almost finished with putting them together, but I can't find my drill. What.... it's above me? 
Oh, there it is. How the heck am I going to get it down from there? Forget it, I'm going to go take a nap.
What? I'm not sleeping in on a work day.....what do you mean I said stuff about you being lazy? I'm just waiting around for you to get busy. The girl human put my bed in a new spot so I had to check it out. I'm not still sleeping....like I said, I'm ready, I'm up, lets get the tools.
Wow those humans are lazy. Sleeping in....taking time for coffee and breakfast. Moaning and whining about hurting bodies.....what is arthritis? Someone thinks they have it in their hand. What ever humans LET'S GO!!! What can I do today? Do you need me to hold anything down? I got the little ladder.... can I use the nailer? Can I, huh, can I ? pleeeeeeeeease.
Yes! the power tools are back in the house....but this one isn't making any noise. I need it to make noise to scare the orange cat and get him out of my hair. OH here's the problem, it's not plugged in. This is a time I really wish I had thumbs, otherwise I have to bite it to plug it in.....well it's worth it to get rid of Kosmo. This thing really makes a lot of loud noises. Here we go....
Nothing to do here now that the work has stopped on the front room. I don't have any power tools...the sander has been put out in the garage. No humans to help..... it has become really quiet and boring. The humans spend their time in the pool with evil ducky and I'm left in the house. Just when I was finally getting settled into my nap....the orange cat is out. He had been hiding for days when the power tools were out, I've got to get the humans to start to work on the room again! Otherwise, I may never get to sleep.
I can't believe what I am seeing. My humans are are floating around in all that water. They must have gone crazy because I can't believe they would get into the water themselves! No, they must have been tricked by that evil ducky. Oh, the water....all that water; it must be so awful. I'll get that duck with it's stupid grin and sunglasses for making my humans wet.
Have you seen the humans? I'm ready to get some feet....... I'll try not to use claws so I don't get yelled at for drawing blood....but I might get to excited in the hunt. If you see them tell them there is something really cool in the living room that they have to go see.....heee heee.
I am starting to lose track of time...... I know that when the girl human comes home I will be fed. But she never leaves.... how am I to know when it's dinner time? Sometimes she will come home and tell me it's not time for food......WHAT? but you came home.... what do you mean it's just noon and I don't get food until 5? These words make no sense to me....you left and came back...that means food in my bowl..... Forget it, I'll just take a nap wake me when it is 5:00. geez
There he is! I was hoping he had melted with the 100+ degree weather it has been for weeks. Of course that was wishful thinking, becasue here he is to mock me. I'm stuck inside and he is free to float around the pool and watch the birds.
Ahhh, the couch. It is so nice to sit up here on the squishy couch that is so comfortable. I can sit up here if a human is with me....such stupid rules, but I'll play the game to get this spot. I can rest and look out the window. Now if only I had a beverage.......oh human. human......
Finally it happened....the orange cat is in trouble. Ha ha ha. I got a picture of him having to stand in the corner! He's no longer the perfect kitty. Kosmo doesn't climb the ladder and try to get into the hole in the ceiling, Kosmo doesn't claw my feet, Kosmo doesn't lay on the couch, Kosmo doesn't try to run out the front door, Kosmo doesn't get on the counters, Kosmo doesn't meow in the morning, etc, etc. Well, I shouldn't have to hear all that stuff again.......
Whew, that was a serious play session with Kosmo. I was so exhausted I had to call Time Out so I could rest. In our game, I have to call time out by making a "T" with my paws like the humans do in sports. I think the humans would freak out if I did time out like they do, when I play with the humans my time out signal is when I run and scratch my post like a good kitty.
This is a very nice sunbeam. Well, I'm just laying here thinking about the world and my little role in the big picture. I am Ruler of a great nation, but I still feel like a little kitten laying here in my sunbeam. I guess that is what I wish for everyone, to feel comfortable in these little moments of life. Enjoy the beautiful gold light of the evening.
Geez this orange cat is always here to annoy me. Anytime I find anything cool to do, there he is all serious and ready to take it away from me. I just want to hang out with my mouse...bite it a few times, swat it a few times, and chill. Now it's a competition and he is always out for blood. I usually end up getting bit and then the fun is OVER... argh he is so annoying.
The humans are doing some remodeling again and my buddy is back in the house. He is so much fun! I love the noise he makes when the humans hold him, I come running to see what is happening. He's sleepy from working all day so I thought would lay down and take a nap too. 
