I'm leaving I'm leaving.....

Look at this stupid orange cat.....ready to flee and making excuses when the humans come in. Really? I am not going anywhere just because I'm not "ALLOWED" on the bed. If they leave the door open it's fair game...... they can come move me. I live by this famous quote, "Whatever, I DO WHAT I WANT." - Cartman from South Park.

I'm not kidding

KOSMO KAT, The new ruler is here. Bow or be fried by my LASER vision.

The Orange Nation rises again

Romanoffland needs to get a better intelligence agency because The Orange Nation now has the knowledge of LASER VISION. MWUAHHHHH MWUAAAAAH. I've managed to take over the Tower of Power and seize the Capital City. Romanofflandians......YOU WILL BOW TO KOSMO KAT!

Footrest kitty

This orange cat is getting too comfortable in Romanoffland for my liking. He's trying to hog all my human time in the morning, wanting to sit on my boy human's lap at night, begging for food........I'm going to have to remind him that I AM THE KITTY.

Laser vision

I'm hiding in my fortress of curtains. Beware all who come to harm my shiny land.....I have the most awesome force of Laser vision and will fry all orange kitties!

My new buddy

I love this thing.... it purrs and beeps. I wonder if I could get under there?

Halloween!

Yeah...this fake hand hanging out of the TV console could mean only one thing : it's almost Halloween! I love that day because the doorbell rings and I get to sniff a lot of weird creatures at the door. My humans think it's funny that I want to met everyone and help pass out candy, but a supreme ruler has to keep his subjects happy and they bring such interesting creatures from all over the great land of Romanoff to met me.

Found Me

The pillowcases were all getting washed so I figured I would hold them down. No pillow got lost but my humans couldn't find me for a while. The girl human moved the top pillow to take my picture.

Cereal Killer!

In honor of my favorite TV series DEXTER, I've decided to become a Cereal Killer. I was very upset that Dexter did not win an Emmy, so in honor of the cast and crew I have killed this box of Cheerios! Beware: more boxes of cereal will be killed if DEXTER is not acknowledged for its greatness.

Birthday Boy

I was a good birthday today. I'm soooo full from all the cake and treats. It feels like nap time....

Why aren't my pictures posting?.....it goes and goes and doesn't load......I've been trying for a few days now and it won't let me add photos!!

What's this?

The boy human put this thing in the other week and I've been wondering about it. Finally the girl human let me look inside. I almost jumped inside but it looks like there are pokey things in there.

Window spot

This is a nice little window spot for my morning. I enjoy watching all the morning activity outside. Most the time I just like to watch the back of my eyelids and enjoy the warm sun on my fur.

Waiting

Kosmo and I are waiting at the door. The humans think we are just awesome kitties and miss them now that summer break is over. However, we are really here because when the humans use the door....so do the lizards. There has been little baby lizards running into the house. They are fun to play with and chase around. The girl human screams for the boy human to get it before I eat it... I love these little treats. Sometimes I win, sometimes Kosmo wins, and sometimes the boy human wins and the little lizard is tossed outside.

Play it again

I like the new room because now my boy human has a place to sit and play for me. Finally the Supreme Ruler is getting some quality entertainment in Romanoffland.

Living room wall cat

My human woke me up to take this picture which was not very nice, but she says I wake her up all the time with meowing "hellooooooo" outside the bedroom door. Anyway, I told you they think it is funny that I like to lay on the wall they take a picture every time.

Knock Knock

Knock Knock,
Who's there?

Lazy Saturday

My humans just don't understand how much energy it takes to be this cute. They thought this was the laziest thing they have ever seen. I just can't stand up and scratch my post right now; I'm too exhausted from being cute this morning, but when I'm excited I HAVE to scratch my post. That boy human needs to stop making me excited to go outside, he keeps saying,"Do you want to go outside boy? Outside?Outside?" I DO I DO....please carry me.

Hunting

What's that? There is a lizard out there...... I sat and watched him walk around the edge of the window. I was making my hunting noises so Roman came over to check it out. I had to swat him in the face to claim the lizard for myself.

If only I could get him through this window.. O'well I'll have to wait for him to be stupid enough to run inside when the humans open the door. We catch a lot of lizards that way.....mmmmm lizards.

wall kitty

I was helping the girl human when she was painting the room a while ago.....
I'm holding up the baseboard for her.
My humans always think it is funny when I lay like this and they stop to rub my belly.

New room, new territory

I claim this new room in the name of Romanoffland, and I claim this new couch for me to wash my belly.

Kittens

The girl human found some of our baby pictures! I've heard her talking about wanting another kitty. I' would try to trade in Kosmo and see if I get a better deal, but is sounds like there would be a third kitty instead. The boy human keeps pointing at us and saying it's going to be one of them.....it's going to be one of them. Maybe these kitten photos will help and she won't get another kitty.

OOOOOOoooooooo

Birdies...... I'm glad the humans filled the feeder; Now I have something to watch.

Back it up!

You better watch out there is a feisty cat under this bag. I will even play with closed bags...they are still fun to hide under and swat at fingers. The humans laugh and say "where's Roman?" ha ah they are so dumb. They stick there fingers in the handle to pick it up and ........ *SWAT*

What's that noise?

There are a lot of wierd noises coming from the fireplace today. It only lasted for about 10 minutes and I can't believe Kosmo was there to check it out first. The girl human laughed at us and said it's just rain. I guess we forgot what that sounds like.......

Tissue paper King

The girl human went shopping and I love the tissue paper that her clothes get wrapped in. I play in it for hours it's great for hiding, diving, digging, and all types of fun. I decided it should be on my favorite spot on the fireplace to make it the best day ever. Plus I can look out the window from here.... life just doesn't get better than this!

My own fireplace

This is the only place that orange cat doesn't bother me. He doesn't lay up here and I love the cool bricks on my fur. I'm glad the girl human moved my blue bed to the floor so I have more places to lay on the fireplace and cool off. This is the best spot ever. It even comes with a head scratcher!

The orange cat is bad MMM-KAY?

OMG! RAIN

Look at this! the girl human opened all the blinds so we could watch the rain. It's finally raining. We are in a bad drought here and all the grass and plants are almost burned up from the 100 degree weather and under 2" of rain for 3 months...... I don't even beg to go outside anymore because it's awful hot out there. I hope there is more rain to come...

Purrr-fect spot

This is the perfect spot for a nap. I've got my water because I've been working up a sweat, I've got my favorite power tool, some clamps, crowbar, and hammer. What more could a cat want? Oh well maybe for that girl human to turn off the Learn to Speak Italian CD.....I can't take it anymore.... aiuto! aiuto! It is doing a good job of scaring the orange cat who thinks there are Italian strangers in the house and he is hiding.... ha haaha.