Well, I thought I would look through the girl human's recipes today to pick out what Turkey dinner I want for Christmas. When I showed the girl human the one I wanted she said there won't be a Christmas turkey because they are going to her brother's house. Holy Crap! What am I going to do...I've missed my chance to get turkey! Maybe just maybe my TV watching will help me..... I've heard stuff about this Santa..... maybe I can write him a letter.