These bookcases are really shaping up and I'm really proud of my work. I'm almost finished with putting them together, but I can't find my drill. What.... it's above me? 
Oh, there it is. How the heck am I going to get it down from there? Forget it, I'm going to go take a nap.
What? I'm not sleeping in on a work day.....what do you mean I said stuff about you being lazy? I'm just waiting around for you to get busy. The girl human put my bed in a new spot so I had to check it out. I'm not still sleeping....like I said, I'm ready, I'm up, lets get the tools.
Wow those humans are lazy. Sleeping in....taking time for coffee and breakfast. Moaning and whining about hurting bodies.....what is arthritis? Someone thinks they have it in their hand. What ever humans LET'S GO!!! What can I do today? Do you need me to hold anything down? I got the little ladder.... can I use the nailer? Can I, huh, can I ? pleeeeeeeeease.
Yes! the power tools are back in the house....but this one isn't making any noise. I need it to make noise to scare the orange cat and get him out of my hair. OH here's the problem, it's not plugged in. This is a time I really wish I had thumbs, otherwise I have to bite it to plug it in.....well it's worth it to get rid of Kosmo. This thing really makes a lot of loud noises. Here we go....
Nothing to do here now that the work has stopped on the front room. I don't have any power tools...the sander has been put out in the garage. No humans to help..... it has become really quiet and boring. The humans spend their time in the pool with evil ducky and I'm left in the house. Just when I was finally getting settled into my nap....the orange cat is out. He had been hiding for days when the power tools were out, I've got to get the humans to start to work on the room again! Otherwise, I may never get to sleep.
I can't believe what I am seeing. My humans are are floating around in all that water. They must have gone crazy because I can't believe they would get into the water themselves! No, they must have been tricked by that evil ducky. Oh, the water....all that water; it must be so awful. I'll get that duck with it's stupid grin and sunglasses for making my humans wet.
Have you seen the humans? I'm ready to get some feet....... I'll try not to use claws so I don't get yelled at for drawing blood....but I might get to excited in the hunt. If you see them tell them there is something really cool in the living room that they have to go see.....heee heee.
I am starting to lose track of time...... I know that when the girl human comes home I will be fed. But she never leaves.... how am I to know when it's dinner time? Sometimes she will come home and tell me it's not time for food......WHAT? but you came home.... what do you mean it's just noon and I don't get food until 5? These words make no sense to me....you left and came back...that means food in my bowl..... Forget it, I'll just take a nap wake me when it is 5:00. geez
There he is! I was hoping he had melted with the 100+ degree weather it has been for weeks. Of course that was wishful thinking, becasue here he is to mock me. I'm stuck inside and he is free to float around the pool and watch the birds.
Ahhh, the couch. It is so nice to sit up here on the squishy couch that is so comfortable. I can sit up here if a human is with me....such stupid rules, but I'll play the game to get this spot. I can rest and look out the window. Now if only I had a beverage.......oh human. human......
Finally it happened....the orange cat is in trouble. Ha ha ha. I got a picture of him having to stand in the corner! He's no longer the perfect kitty. Kosmo doesn't climb the ladder and try to get into the hole in the ceiling, Kosmo doesn't claw my feet, Kosmo doesn't lay on the couch, Kosmo doesn't try to run out the front door, Kosmo doesn't get on the counters, Kosmo doesn't meow in the morning, etc, etc. Well, I shouldn't have to hear all that stuff again.......
Whew, that was a serious play session with Kosmo. I was so exhausted I had to call Time Out so I could rest. In our game, I have to call time out by making a "T" with my paws like the humans do in sports. I think the humans would freak out if I did time out like they do, when I play with the humans my time out signal is when I run and scratch my post like a good kitty.
This is a very nice sunbeam. Well, I'm just laying here thinking about the world and my little role in the big picture. I am Ruler of a great nation, but I still feel like a little kitten laying here in my sunbeam. I guess that is what I wish for everyone, to feel comfortable in these little moments of life. Enjoy the beautiful gold light of the evening.
