Fresh Greens

These look extra tasty! I was so excited when I found these fresh greens up stairs today. My humans are always telling me to eat my greens.....however, these apparently are OFF LIMITS! (that must be why the door was shut.....but I'm good at busting down doors) I guess this is what is going to go in the Earth Box that cousin Whiskers says works so well. I don' t see anything labeled "Potato Chips".

Changing on the inside

Since I'm on the subject of change around here, the inside is changing too. The girl human said it's just to try and see if we like it. She moved all the living room furniture around last weekend. I kinda like my chair in this corner because I can see outside while I lay down. I vote for keeping it this way.

Wait a minute....

These humans keep changing things! I used to see pretty rose trees when I came out the front door. I'm so confused. However, I say good-bye rose trees because I used to get my leash stuck on them and Hello little Italian cypress trees. Also, Mr. Snaily keeps getting moved around. He used to be on the porch area and now he is over by the geranium. Mr. Snaily is a good outside friend, which is in contrast to Mr. Ducky who is my nemesis. I will get that duck.........

Up, Up and ....Ouch!

I was a good cat all week so my human took me out into the front yard on my leash today. While we were walking around I spotted a bird mocking me from a nearby tree. This was more than I could take, so I ripped the leash out of the humans hand and ran up the tree toward the bird. I was half way up this odd looking tree, when I lost my pawing and fell. Kosmo took this shot of me in mid fall, just before I falling on a branch then hitting the ground. I shook it off though, I climbed the tree again and had a snack.

Not Talking

We are not speaking. We just don't agree on the role of government in our daily lives. I feel that Romanoffland should be all for one and one for all. Kosmo is all for the survival of the fittest and fells the government of Romanoffland is too invasive and should get out of his life.

However, I am the supreme ruler of Romanoffland and feel my subjects are not intelligent enough to manage for themselves, we will continue with the current policy of "Do as I say!!!!"

What the heck?!?

What is this in my way? It says Earth Box on the side........ I don't see the Earth in here. These humans are crazy if they think they can box the Earth.

Fast as lightning

The boy human and I were playing in the new box that arrived. I love this stuff! I could play in the box for hours....... and I did! I played with him, with my bug, and with Kosomo in the box before it was put out to the trash. This picture is a blur because I am so awesome and fast.

Claws

Kosmo got captured today, held down, and had his claws trimmed. He started to come after me next, so fast as a bunny I ran to my post. When he seen me doing my own claws he left me alone...hahaha. Nice and sharp, just in case I need to go to war. Now that Kosmo has been partly disarmed, I'll have the adavantge.

Watching TV

This is my favorite show ever...Family Guy! Watching these dumb human shows it would seem us cats are far superior. If only we had thumbs, we would rule everything.

Getting Kosmo Clean

Kosmo smelled really bad today, so I had to do something about it. I convinced him there was food in the humans cloths washer and he jumped inside to check it out. Once he was inside I slammed the door shut and hit the "wash button". Unfortunately, the boy human was home and let him out before he was cleaned...when I checked he was gone.

Feed Me!

Do you see this empty bowl? I'm starving...........waisting away to nothing.

I heard that snicker.......I king Roman of Romanoffland will send out my army to pillage the kitchen for food unless you reconsider the "no food until 5:00 pm" policy.

Ummmm.....that's not right

I've been feeling odd latley....it think it's this new wisker on top of my head. It's making me dizzy. I think I might have to go to the vet and get this checked out if it doesn't clear up.

I'm Free

Well it is nice to finaly be un-grounded. It was rough....no one would play with me. Now that I'm free and looking for that bug Kosmo was playing with. I know he left it under something but I can't find it.
Nope, not under the fridge....not under the door.......

He probably ate it.....crazy cat.

Mine, Mine, Mine

This bug is sooooooo fun to play with. I jump on it, sniff it, smack it, and throw it up in the air. I am so glad Roman is in trouble and is all mopey around the house because I get all the fun things to my self for a change.

Mine, Attack!!!!!!

Grounded

This if freakin' hilarious.........Roman is grounded for running outside 3 times, breaking the girl human's sunglasses, and setting off the house alarm yesterday. He will be able to play in a week. Until then, I am enjoying being the favorite kitty and getting extra petting and treats.

Supreme leader of the Orange Nation.

My Turn!

Sorry some of my posts have been late recently, but the humans are computer hogs. I wait and I wait....sitting beside them and keeping them warm so they can finish their work on the computer. Then, it's the other human's turn. I wait and I wait. No more, I declare my turn! This computer will be seized for official Romanoffland business.