Oops!

Well, I found the keys to the DeLorean Time Machine in the house and managed to get the car started. With the Flux Capacitor fluxing I shifted the car into reverse then pounced down onto the gas pedal with all my weight. I guess I neglected to raise the garage door first and did some minor damage to the car. Oops! Looks like I failed this time, but the quest to rid Romanoffland of Kosmo will continue.
I'll just push this mess back inside and hopefully nobody will notice...

Better yet, I'll frame Kosmo for it!

Back In Time Part 2

Ok, I've been trying to get the car started, but I am not sure what to do...
Maybe the keys would help, I'll have to go back and look for them in the house.

I've looked over the engine and everything looks good to me, so next I engaged the Flux Capacitor.

I guess if I can't figure out how to start the car, I'll just push in the clutch and let it roll down the driveway. Hopefully my plans will work out and I'll have my revenge on Kosmo by weeks end.

Back in Time

Well, I've about had it with that orange cat Kosmo. He has slept in MY bed, used MY box, and ate MY food for the last time. My humans are gone for the day and I know of a secret inside the garage that will help me get rid of Kosmo once and for all.



My Plan:

Use the Time Machine(De Lorean) inside the humans garage to travel back in time and prevent Kosmo from getting adopted. Thereby being "The Only Kitty".

Problem:

I can't drive!

To Be Continued...

It's cold out there

Wow, it is cold here. It's not even going to be 70 degrees for the day! I don't think I'll leave my warm spot here at the tower of power.

Going on a diet

Well isn't this embarrassing; the dog costumes are too small for us. Geez, I'm not even putting my photo on if they were even too small for Kosmo. Look at the fat roll it gave him on his neck and it isn't even long enough to go to his butt. That little tail on the costume should be on Kosmo's tail. I guess we are going on a diet if the dog costumes won't fit our fat butts.

Hairball medicine

Here's a shot of me getting my hairball medicine like I mentioned on the last post. That stuff is so good. I just love it. I have to get brushed first.....which isn't fun. Kosmo loves to be brushed because he is crazy.

Front porch fun

Here's a photo from this weekend when I helped the girl human plant some of her daffodil and iris bulbs. She was outside for a long time, I got tired and wanted to go inside. I love going inside because I get my treat. MMMMMMM I love that hairball medicine it tastes so good I eat it straight out of the tube. Kosmo is scared of the tube because it blew air on him one time.... he is such a chicken cat.

This is fun

Wow chewing on the halloween decorations is fun. I didn't realize what I was missing, but I've got my own skeleton, I don't want to chew the same one Kosmo. It's bad enough that I have to share the water bowl with him.

Someone's been sleeping in my bed.

The girl human saw me in my bed and had to take a picture because I'm so cute, at least that is what I thought. Instead she called me a fat-so and said I was too big for this bed and should use the other one. Geez no respect. At least she told Kosmo he's too small and we should switch beds like she intended when she got the blue bed. Really, when she isn't home I just sleep on the couch. Look at Kosmo, isn't it silly how small he is... ha ha no wonder everyone thinks he is a girl.

OMG!

Holy crap look what I found on the dinning room table (yes yes I know I'm not supposed to be there). HALLOWEEN COSTUMES! worse yet they are really for dogs! OMG I've got to hide! I know the girl human will want to try them on us....... hide hide hide!

E-V-I-L

This is my best Halloween look. It was easy to do by thinking/channeling evil Kosmo playing with the skeletons. I chewed on the skeleton for a while to get into character.

New view

If you know me, then you know about my love of bags. This one was awesome because it came with a free ride around the house with the boy human. I was so amazed at the new view. Romanoffland is so vast and beautiful..... truly a great nation.

Mine

Well it's that time to start getting out the Halloween decorations. I enjoy having the light up pumpkins in the windows because then the blinds are up and I can look out different windows. Kosmo is such a spaz and loves to chew on the rubber skeletons....he just couldn't wait for them to be unpacked. The girl human gave him one to play with hoping he would leave the other decorations alone....... wrong-o. He has already been up on the table to get a bat and a spider to play with too.

Napping for the cure

The girl human has been sick for the last week. She has been home sleeping, sneezing, coughing, blowing, and sleeping some more. I was a little scared when she blew her nose...I had never herd a noise like that. I was glad to help get her better by keeping her company on the bed. I'm glad she is better today but I missed taking my nap on the bed.... she went to work. bummer

Give me food

Things are back to normal around here.... I can't get anyone to feed me. I'm so hungry I'm drooling on myself.

The nose knows

I love it when the boy human scratches my nose. My humans are so nice and always want to pet me... I just don't always want to be petted. I like my morning lap time with the boy human and that is about it. Otherwise, they find me on the tower of power and pet me anyway. OHHHH nose scratches feel so goooood.....