Cold Day, Hot Drink

It's way too cold outside for Texas cats like me. It's only 60 outside right now and it's suppose to get down to 32 tonight! In times like these, I roll up into a ball in a nice warm blanket and have some hot chocolate with marshmallows.

The elusive sunbeam

Finally, I have found the elusive kitchen sunbeam and claim it in the name of Romanoffland. Usually I enjoy the cool tile but today I need to be warmed up. The temperature was almost down to freezing last night and it's a bit chilly this morning on the tile. I have found and caught my sunbeam... but it has also caught me...ZZZZ

When's Dinner?

I know it's only 8am, but I am hungry! My peasant providers don't feed me enough, hence my thin build. You would think being King of Romanoffland would give me certain benifits...evidentely getting food when I want is not one of them. I would prefer to have unrestricked access to my bucket of food all day. If only I had thumbs, I could open the lid myself.

Romanoffland has fallen on hard times (probally due to failing hedge funds). To all my fans out there, please, please send your donation's of food to the address below before I stave!

Atten: King Roman
555 Kitty Cat Lane
Romanoffland, Tx 55555

Sprung

I snuck out yesterday while the humans were at work and broke Kosmo out of jail. I had to do it...turns out I need him in Romanoffland after all. I walked right into the jail during lunch, no one seemed to even notice me. The jail cell opened easily with a carefully placed claw in the lock. Kosmo and I ran out of there before anyone knew what was going on.

The picture below was taken shortly after we arrived back in Romanoffland. Here you see us looking out the window as I discuss with Kosmo his new role in Romanoffland...Court Jester.

Kosmo Jailed

At last I have my revenge on that orange cat Kosmo. My plan to frame him for wrecking the humans car worked. The police found orange hair and cat prints all over the interior of the Delorean. They pulled him from his little cat bed early this morning and locked him up. Here is a picture I took shortly after his incarceration.

Now, I am the only kitty! Roman the supreme leader of Romanoffland reins with an iron paw, and his subjects bow....(gasp). Oh cat! With Kosmo locked up I don't have any subjects to bow down to me, no one to push around, and no one to blame for the bad things I do. I know what I need to do...

Can you believe it?

I can't believe it.... what nerve that orange cat has. Scratching on my post at the Tower of Power. This is just too far, as you can see by the look on my face here. He is just scratching away and clueless to his offense. The Tower of Power is for native Romanofflanders and I am the only one here. I really need to get that time machine working so I can get rid of this orange cat.

Finally home

Well I was a sad kitty this weekend because my girl human was out of town. She was gone for six feedings. I can't believe I had to wait around for the boy human to feed me.....plus he doesn't give us as much because he sticks to the recommended amount! I still had a good time with the boy human and had to bug him for extra petting and follow him where ever he went. I thought he was going to let me sleep on the bed with him.....but he still kicked me out at bedtime. Oh well, things are back to normal now that "mommy" is home.

You can't eat pine cones.

I tried and tried to eat this pine cone. It's really hard and didn't taste good. Too bad, because they are everywhere and I could eat like a king. Wait a minute.... I am a King! Out here I wouldn't have to share with Kosmo either because he is too chicken to come outside. Oh cat, I've got to find a CHICKEN costume for Kosmo next year. Ha Ha ha that would be so awesome.

Attack!

Playing outside is so much fun! I hid in the bushes and surprised the girl human when she was weeding the garden. Ha ha I got her good. She even screamed. That will teach her to put me in the house when I need to play. (oh...now that I think about that...... maybe not...)

This is me ready for my next victim....... here boy human, here boy human. I think there is a piece of chocolate under this bush. hee hee hee.

yardwork?

My faithful readers of Roman Tails know I enjoy going outside and sniffing the plants. However, today I couldn't believe that the girl human wanted me to help her plant the tulip bulbs. WORK? You must be joking... I know she has a hurt shoulder, but that doesn't mean I have to work. This is my saddest look so that I wouldn't have to dig in the dirt and get my white paws dirty. It wasn't working........ So I reminded her of my supreme rule over Romanoffland and it is her job to keep the gardens nice for me. That didn't work either and it got me banished into the house. RATS!

Nap of Luxury

Of course I need blankets fit for a king..... finally the girl human has put out the winter blankets. I'm glad she realized the old winter blankets were not luxurious enough and I require fuzzy blankets for my royal bed. Ahhh.... this is how the supreme ruler of Romanoffland should be treated....FINALLY. (PS. don't let the boy human see this....I'm not allowed on their bed)

Best View in the place

I got a little crazy today when the girl human was taking down the Halloween decorations. It's tricky for me to get up to this place because too much jumping power will toss me over the edge. I'm usually afraid of that so, I don't get enough power and have to claw my way up to get my butt on the ledge. I can't believe the humans say I can't get up there very well because of my weight...... non-sense. It's planned so that I don't hurl myself over the edge of course. They don't like me up there anyway....to bad because it has the best view in the place. Even better than the Tower of Power if you can believe it.

Civilized evening

Here are some photos of us before the party when we were sitting with our humans and enjoying a nice family moment. The girl human was so excited to see us in our costumes....of course we can't let her know we like them and were going to wear them all night for the party. I decided to show her what I thought about the costumes and headed straight for my litter box....apparently they know that trick from previous cats.

PARTY

Man, you missed an awesome party last night! We got all the house cats to sneak out when their humans opened the door for trick-or-treaters.....and sneak into our house. The humans have no clue and never will; stupid humans.

Well let's just say that Kosmo and I had a few too many kitti-ritas during the evening. I really think it was my crown that was throwing me off-balance because I can hold my liqueur unlike some other girly orange cats. He fell over in the dinning room and couldn't get up... ha ha.

Oops!

Well, I found the keys to the DeLorean Time Machine in the house and managed to get the car started. With the Flux Capacitor fluxing I shifted the car into reverse then pounced down onto the gas pedal with all my weight. I guess I neglected to raise the garage door first and did some minor damage to the car. Oops! Looks like I failed this time, but the quest to rid Romanoffland of Kosmo will continue.
I'll just push this mess back inside and hopefully nobody will notice...

Better yet, I'll frame Kosmo for it!

Back In Time Part 2

Ok, I've been trying to get the car started, but I am not sure what to do...
Maybe the keys would help, I'll have to go back and look for them in the house.

I've looked over the engine and everything looks good to me, so next I engaged the Flux Capacitor.

I guess if I can't figure out how to start the car, I'll just push in the clutch and let it roll down the driveway. Hopefully my plans will work out and I'll have my revenge on Kosmo by weeks end.

Back in Time

Well, I've about had it with that orange cat Kosmo. He has slept in MY bed, used MY box, and ate MY food for the last time. My humans are gone for the day and I know of a secret inside the garage that will help me get rid of Kosmo once and for all.



My Plan:

Use the Time Machine(De Lorean) inside the humans garage to travel back in time and prevent Kosmo from getting adopted. Thereby being "The Only Kitty".

Problem:

I can't drive!

To Be Continued...

It's cold out there

Wow, it is cold here. It's not even going to be 70 degrees for the day! I don't think I'll leave my warm spot here at the tower of power.

Going on a diet

Well isn't this embarrassing; the dog costumes are too small for us. Geez, I'm not even putting my photo on if they were even too small for Kosmo. Look at the fat roll it gave him on his neck and it isn't even long enough to go to his butt. That little tail on the costume should be on Kosmo's tail. I guess we are going on a diet if the dog costumes won't fit our fat butts.

Hairball medicine

Here's a shot of me getting my hairball medicine like I mentioned on the last post. That stuff is so good. I just love it. I have to get brushed first.....which isn't fun. Kosmo loves to be brushed because he is crazy.

Front porch fun

Here's a photo from this weekend when I helped the girl human plant some of her daffodil and iris bulbs. She was outside for a long time, I got tired and wanted to go inside. I love going inside because I get my treat. MMMMMMM I love that hairball medicine it tastes so good I eat it straight out of the tube. Kosmo is scared of the tube because it blew air on him one time.... he is such a chicken cat.

This is fun

Wow chewing on the halloween decorations is fun. I didn't realize what I was missing, but I've got my own skeleton, I don't want to chew the same one Kosmo. It's bad enough that I have to share the water bowl with him.

Someone's been sleeping in my bed.

The girl human saw me in my bed and had to take a picture because I'm so cute, at least that is what I thought. Instead she called me a fat-so and said I was too big for this bed and should use the other one. Geez no respect. At least she told Kosmo he's too small and we should switch beds like she intended when she got the blue bed. Really, when she isn't home I just sleep on the couch. Look at Kosmo, isn't it silly how small he is... ha ha no wonder everyone thinks he is a girl.

OMG!

Holy crap look what I found on the dinning room table (yes yes I know I'm not supposed to be there). HALLOWEEN COSTUMES! worse yet they are really for dogs! OMG I've got to hide! I know the girl human will want to try them on us....... hide hide hide!

E-V-I-L

This is my best Halloween look. It was easy to do by thinking/channeling evil Kosmo playing with the skeletons. I chewed on the skeleton for a while to get into character.

New view

If you know me, then you know about my love of bags. This one was awesome because it came with a free ride around the house with the boy human. I was so amazed at the new view. Romanoffland is so vast and beautiful..... truly a great nation.

Mine

Well it's that time to start getting out the Halloween decorations. I enjoy having the light up pumpkins in the windows because then the blinds are up and I can look out different windows. Kosmo is such a spaz and loves to chew on the rubber skeletons....he just couldn't wait for them to be unpacked. The girl human gave him one to play with hoping he would leave the other decorations alone....... wrong-o. He has already been up on the table to get a bat and a spider to play with too.

Napping for the cure

The girl human has been sick for the last week. She has been home sleeping, sneezing, coughing, blowing, and sleeping some more. I was a little scared when she blew her nose...I had never herd a noise like that. I was glad to help get her better by keeping her company on the bed. I'm glad she is better today but I missed taking my nap on the bed.... she went to work. bummer

Give me food

Things are back to normal around here.... I can't get anyone to feed me. I'm so hungry I'm drooling on myself.

The nose knows

I love it when the boy human scratches my nose. My humans are so nice and always want to pet me... I just don't always want to be petted. I like my morning lap time with the boy human and that is about it. Otherwise, they find me on the tower of power and pet me anyway. OHHHH nose scratches feel so goooood.....