When's Dinner?

I know it's only 8am, but I am hungry! My peasant providers don't feed me enough, hence my thin build. You would think being King of Romanoffland would give me certain benifits...evidentely getting food when I want is not one of them. I would prefer to have unrestricked access to my bucket of food all day. If only I had thumbs, I could open the lid myself.

Romanoffland has fallen on hard times (probally due to failing hedge funds). To all my fans out there, please, please send your donation's of food to the address below before I stave!

Atten: King Roman
555 Kitty Cat Lane
Romanoffland, Tx 55555