Expanding My Kingdom

Today the boy human had me on a leash in the backyard to get brushed and have my claws trimmed. After my grooming he left me sit on a chair and went away to clean the pool(the place my archnemisis lives, DUCKY). I escaped from my leash and roamed the outskirts of my land unseen and unchallenged for many hours. I came upon a high tower, almost as high as "The Tower of Power" in my capital city. I found it to be teaming with feathered flying things known to the humans as "birds", to me they are known as lunch. After a snack or three I jumped upon the tower and shed fur there in the name of Romanoffland. I shall keep this small bird city as part of Romanoffland from hence forth, and it shall be named: A la carte.