My foil mouse...... go away

Geez this orange cat is always here to annoy me. Anytime I find anything cool to do, there he is all serious and ready to take it away from me. I just want to hang out with my mouse...bite it a few times, swat it a few times, and chill. Now it's a competition and he is always out for blood. I usually end up getting bit and then the fun is OVER... argh he is so annoying.

It's alive!

This foil mouse never moved before! Suddenly it keeps wiggling it's tail and moving one or two tiles across the floor. It's alive! It seems to only move when it is in front of the bedroom door and when the air conditioner turns on. It must get tired fast because it will stop and rest for a while then all the sudden.....zoom........it's racing past me on the floor. Maybe it is getting too hot, it is 100 degrees outside, and it only feels like moving when there is cool air from the vent.....either way it's fun to watch.

My buddy

The humans are doing some remodeling again and my buddy is back in the house. He is so much fun! I love the noise he makes when the humans hold him, I come running to see what is happening. He's sleepy from working all day so I thought would lay down and take a nap too.

Here Fishy Fishy

Not much going on outside today so I figured I would play with my favorite toy...the fish. I basically like most toys with bells but this one is special. The fishy has been through a lot. My humans know it's a special fishy so they have sewn it back together a few times for me.

Here birdie birdie

I know I'm not allowed on the furniture, but this table has a great view of the birds. These birds are small and hoppy...they are bouncing around everywhere! I wish my humans would let me out so I could chase them!

Doin' Laundry

The girl human was washing all the kid aprons from school and I thought I would see what I could do to help. Apparently swatting at all the strings when she folded the aprons was not that helpful. I decided to check and see if there was anything interesting left in the washer but there was only some lint from the dryer on the floor..... not that exciting of a day today.

Exciting day

Today I was woken up from my nap by another bird outside the window. This time it was a bird that got too close and hit the window. Lucky for the bird my human was home to fish it out of the pool after it bounced off the window. The bird was also lucky that my human doesn't eat birds because instead the bird was placed on the pot outside the window why won't it fly away? My human said the bird had to sit there a while to dry off and unscramble his brain.

Rehashing Old Plans

My plan to get rid of Kosmo is back in play. I've been stealing away to the humans garage and working on the Delorean Time Machine every chance I get. I need to get the brakes working again so I dont have another "mishap" like last time.
There seems to be parts missing here thou...and I turn around and seen an orange puff of hair on the garage floor. Kosmo has been here!

The outside

There is a lot of activity outside today. Squirrels are running around. Birds are everywhere! They like to land on top of the stakes for the vegetable garden. They are even hopping over here to the window.

My human and Me..... and the TV

I love watching TV with my human in the morning before he goes to work. He lets me smell his coffee breath and pets my head. Today was extra special because I got to be incharge of the clicker.

Light and whipped

Well, this isn't as good as the stuff from the freezer, but it's still better than my cat food.

We all MEOW for ice cream

This is the usual after dinner snack I get. I enjoy all kinds of this stuff that comes out of the freezer. It's very cold and gives me kitty brain freeze but it is so worth it as I gobble it up.

Well then my human saw me yesterday in my bed..........

Now after this .....I'm on a diet.

Bunkbed

Sometimes when I want to spread out and really relax I go to the bottom bunk. It's nice and roomy and doesn't have that annoying orange cat glaring at me.

EEwwwwwww

I don't know why the boy human thinks this is funny but he throws his dirty sock on me when he gets home. If I don't move fast I'll end up with both socks...lucky for me today Kosmo was around to get the second sock.

Who's the cutest now?

The humans love this! If you want to be the cutest you gotta go for the face wash....they eat it up every time. I think I might have gone too far with this one because the girl human took so many pictures I was about blind by the time my face was clean.

Brown noser

Look at this cat....what a suck up. There is a constant competition in Romanoffland over the title of Cutest Kitty. He may have won the battle today but he hasn't won the war.

King of the sunbeam

I've been enjoying the living room now that there are soft pillows on the couch. This was the perfect time of day because a sunbeam and pillow aligned.

Dead Time

Since I'm not going outside due to the HUGE BEES, there really isn't much to do.

BIG BUMMBLE BEES

Today I got a picture of the HUGE BEES!




Wow those are some angry bees......... I don't think I'm going outside again any time soon.

It is dangerous out here

I swear some thing BIG just buzzed by me. That was a HUGE BEE! holy crap get me inside!

Chiken Cat

He should really be yellow not orange. Look how scared he is outside!

Kosmo of little brain

Look at this cat.....what a dork. Can't you just hear him going, "Duhhhhhhhhh"?

Hidding the eggs

Hope you all had a good Easter. I had a pretty good Easter because I got to be the Easter Bunny and hide the eggs for Kosmo to hunt. Kosmo of course has an inferior brain and didn't find all the eggs. I hid 12 and he only found 5 less than 50%. I think the girl human will be able to find the rest with her nose by now....heheheeheh

Cinco de Mayo

Hee hee

It's good to be the KITTY. I just get to lay around all day. The humans are always complaining about "work" they have to do that a lot. Housework, Yard work, Job Work, etc.

I just lay on my chair and laugh... hee hee there the humans go to work and the house is MINE!

I AM THE KITTY! SUPREME RULER OF ROMANOFFLAND.

Newspaper!

Well many of my fans know of my love of bags but did you know newspaper is also so much fun?!? The humans just unpacked a lot of glasses from storage. What a mountain of paper....it was the hugest mountain I've climbed. I got to tunnel through....I even ran and jumped on it. I can't believe the humans were so nice they left the pile of newspapers for me to play in for two days...... I spent most of my time buried inside and swatting at Kosmo when he came by....ha hahahahha.

NaNA Nabooboo

The girl human was finishing up laundry and was folding the kitchen towels to put in the cabinet. She was silly in opening the cabinet before she was ready because it stayed open.....and I moved in.



When I was told to get out......this was my reply. NaNA NAbooboo...PPPPPPllllllll. (and sticking out my tounge at her)





It didn't go over so well..... she shut me in the cabinet and I couldn't get out. I pushed....and the door didn't open. I pushed harder and it opened, but then came back at me'. I'll think twice before I go in a cabinet again because it took me about 15 minutes to get out.

Me, Me, Me

Wheeeew. I've had a busy few months and now I'm ready to be back with my Fans. I'm sorry for the gap in postings.

Well now we are back to my favorite subject. ME. All four visitors told me how handsome I was. I was also given complements on being a good kitty. I was adored by all humans who visited my kingdom. Mrs. Kitty is another story...... she was very unpleasant under the door. I hoped our UN meeting would have been peaceful in treaty negotiations, however, she remained firm on her claim to the upstairs bedroom. I was not allowed in and she was not allowed out and there was a trade embargo set to refuse all toy exchanges. This will probably not be the last time she comes to usurp my upstairs bedroom, but I always get even with rubbing my smell all over her humans! ha ha.

Thank you

To my fans,

Thank you for not bothering me, however, I really only got that one moment to relax. I've had a super busy month with visitors from Indiana, Connecticut, and Wisconsin. Now, it's April and Easter is coming! Where has the time gone?!?

"Any-who", I'll try to post some pictures around the end of the month. Take care, I'm going to try to get some things done around here.

Roman T. Cat

Don't bother me I'm relaxing

This no cats on the couch without a human rule is getting OLD! I think some law will have to be passed in the land of Romanoff where humans are not allowed on the couch! Those humans don't seem to care that I'm the supreme ruler.