Water dish

Just last Friday I was talking about Kosmo washing his paws in the water dish. This is my attempt to catch it on film.... but he took his feet out. He isn't happy with me for yelling at him and putting it on the blog. It's just gross what he does .... and everyone needs to know. I don't care if he is going to bite me for this.... be warned DON'T DRINK THE WATER.

Duckie

Well I had hoped that the hurricane would have gotten rid of my nemesis.... Duckie. Duckie got hit by a lot of branches...but didn't sink. He endlessly taunts me from the pool that he is outside and I am not. He floats around in and stops by my window to tease me. I got to get him once... he had come to the edge of the pool and I was out with the boy human and I hit that duckie on the head and bit him. I know I can only get him if he is on the edge of the pool because I found out the pool is all water! What are the humans thinking jumping into WATER! Stupid humans. I don't like the way water feels on my body.... I try to avoid it but one day I was looking at the boy human and accidentally backed up and fell into the pool! The girl human freaked out and pulled on my leash...she dragged me out of the pool.

On our best behavior

Kosmo and I usually fight over who gets the lounger in the study. During the storm we decided we could share and be on our best and cutest behavior because the girl human was home all the time. She thought we were so cute she took our picture.. I always wake up to the noise the camera makes when it turns on.....

No Air conditioning, No problem

My humans thought no air conditioning was a problem but us cats enjoyed getting to smell and hear all the outside stuff. Here I am in the dinning room, this was a nice change from the usual spot in the study. There was a lot of activity and worker men for me to watch. Kosmo is scared of the big trucks and would run and hide under the covers upstairs..... chicken cat. It was great to have the windows open all day and then the upstairs windows were open all night...... awesome. Now we have power and there are no windows open. O'well the girl human says soon it will be cool enough to open some windows because we want to.

No Power

Here is a photo of Kosmo at the dinning room table... or command central. This is where the radio and weather TV were so we could get the news and this was a special day because the grocery was open and we could get a paper. Kosmo called "dibbs" first ...... so I looked out the window until it was my turn to read the paper. I'm glad my humans had a lot of water because our electric water bowl got disgusting fast without the filter running. Mainly because stupid Kosmo likes to wash his feet off in our drinking water, I yell him about how gross it is but he doesn't get it.

Watching Ike

Well many of you know that I haven't posted my blog since the hurricane. I've finally got my internet and power back. The hurricane winds started late the night of my last post and lasted all through the next day. This photo is of me watching Ike blow things around the backyard until it got dark the humans took us into the bathroom to camp out for the night. I was happy to sleep with them for the night. The storm was very loud and sounded like people throwing softballs at the house all night. I hid behind my litter box until the humans made a good sleeping place for us on the floor and brought in my bed.

Here comes another hurricane

I thought I would go out and make sure the house is ready for the hurricane. "IKE" is supposed to be here tonight... again it's a beautiful day outside right now. The humans are busy putting things in the garage and getting ready for the possibility of no power. I'm just hanging out and staying out of the way. The orange cat is hidding somewhere, which leaves me all the sunbeams. The girl human told me that the cats are staying in the bedroom tonight during the hurricane.... I guess I'm okay with it but Kosmo is such a spaz we probably won't get any sleep.

I see you.....

This was a fun day. I enjoy a good bag fun park, but it is extra special when it comes with the tissue paper. I enjoy diving into the paper and attacking what lives inside it. There is always time to play in the tissue paper.... nap time can wait. ATTACK.

low humidity

What a treat today..... it's cool enough out for the french doors to be opened for a while. The birds are flying around and the squirrel is jumping in the trees and I wish I could be out there too. The humans say all the time that I always wanted to be a barn cat ..... I think they can read my mind. When the humans got me it's because a kid who planed on having me in the barn put me down and the girl picked me up and wouldn't let me go. She carried me around for 20 minutes...... I went home with them that day and never became a barn cat. Well, enough reminiscing, I better get back to the open door because this won't last long; it will be 93 degrees today.

What do you want?

I was getting a much needed rest when the girl human came to take my bed away. What nerve she has.... I was clearly asleep and enjoying my cat nap. I was first blinded with the flash of the camera and then put on the floor..... can you believe how the Ruler of Romanoffland is being treated? I will not stand for this and will have to take my revenge.... first, I think there is time for a nap here on the floor.

Sick-o

I don't feel so good. I ate both my dish of food and Kosmo's dish of food. I might have also eaten some flower pieces that fell on the floor.... um whatever that thing was by the front door....maybe a string off the girl human's jeans. I tried to eat another string and she found me chewing on her pants and flipped out. I left the bedroom and found some tasty shoestrings by the back door. Now, my stomach doesn't feel so good...........

Ready for class

Here I am taking a break from helping look through the overhead transparencies. My foot-fur got really messed up with all the work. I enjoy helping the girl human get ready for her lessons at school especially because that means I get to be on the couch. At this house I'm only allowed to be on the couch if the humans are.... ha ha so they think. I "play along" when they are here so they keep thinking I'm a good kitty.

A bag with a view

Man, I love bags. I can't help myself; if there is a bag on the floor I have to get in it. I even try to get in bags that have things in them...but I usually don't fit so I just stick my head in. This bag was great because I could see everything that was trying to attack me. Well, that turned out not to be as fun as it sounded. Part of the joy of playing in the bag is the shadows and surprise scratching that you get to attack. I have to play nice with my humans because they are big babies and don't like it when I cut their finger open with my claws. I don't have to play nice with Kosmo unless he cries and we get yelled at..... another big baby.

Just another day

I am glad that the hurricane isn't coming this way. I've been watching all night and there isn't even rain here. I guess I'll check the news later, but they say the hurricane won't cause any rain for us until tomorrow and that is only 50% chance. Even the birds are starting to come out for breakfast and it's sunny out. I guess it's just another day and the girl human will have to go to work tomorrow.... no hurricane school day for 50% rain chance.

Bag Fun Park

Here is what I did all Sunday.... it was a great day to be at the Bag Fun Park. I played all day and even when my humans weren't playing with me. Don't tell anyone, but I even fell asleep in the bag.

Labor Day Weekend

Well I thought I would start off my Labor Day with a good nap on the Tower of Power. I might go to the "Bag" fun park later. (See my earlier posts if you don't know what these places are.) There is a new Bag fun park in town and it's especially fun because there are all these shadows to attack. Right now it's nap time or should I say.... it's NAP DAY.

C-U-T-E

Well here it is the weekend and I don't have anything to do. The orange cat is trying to get food and running underfoot each time the humans get up. I figured I would get attention by being
C-U-T-E. Of course I win.... they stopped walking around and took my picture. They rubbed my belly and told me what a good kitty I am. The orange cat is getting yelled at for trying to trip the humans....ha ha. stupid cat.

Light snack

Man, I wish I could get those birds. There are 5 hummingbirds out there now...... I bet I could eat it in one bite like I used to do with lizards in Florida. I would catch the lizard with my paw and then shove it in my mouth before my humans could stop me. Here birdie, birdie.....

Stop and smell the roses...

I was reminded today about taking time to stop and smell the roses. I've been rushing through my day by ending birdwatching early so I can rush to my nap in the front room. I've hurried through dinner and haven't spent much time with my humans. So today I payed attention to the little things.... took time to smell the roses. Then after my humans left, I ate the roses. mmmmm they were good. I hope they bring me more so I can savor the moment again.

Spider Cat

My people watch the Simpsons too much.

In the bag

I love when my humans bring me bags to play in. The girl human has been buying a lot of clothes lately. I have acquired bags for many of my territories. I have this bag in Romanoffland's capital and it is adjacent to the Tower of Power. "The Bag" fun park doesn't stay in town long so you have to visit them frequently. The best part is hiding in the bag until the orange cat comes by and then ATTACK. He jumps so high it's hysterical.... of course until he comes down and bites me. But it's worth it. Totally worth it.

It's Friday, who's the kitty?

Well, it's finially Friday! End of the work week for my peasants(Humans). Now I will command my peasants to lavish gifts upon me and play cat games with me all weekend. I like to walk around the back yard on my leash during the weekend and get brushed by my hired help...yes, I walk on a leash. I do what I have to in order to steal attention away from the evil orange cat. Attention hog as he is, it's like a constant battle around here to see who can look the cutest. I don't worry much thou...after all, I am the kitty!

You are not leaving me here

Seriously.... I can't take another day with the orange cat by myself. If I have to get hostile; I WILL. You are not leaving me here......

As the Supreme Ruler of Romanoffland I order you to take me with you or stay here to feed me. Otherwise, I will have to resort to a night attack on your human nation (I know where you sleep). If you do not comply with my ultimatum, I will also be forced to initiate an "all-out" assault on your shoes.

I hear car keys..... you better wear your favorite shoes.....

Hide and Seek

Well, Kosmo and I have found something to pass the time. Hide and seek; it's a human game but it turns out to be pretty fun. I found the best spot...... it took that stupid Kosmo about 20 minutes to find me here in the pantry.... ha ha. I did a very good job being still (it's an easy thing for me to do).

Bored

Well it's only been one day since the girl human has gone back to work and I'm so lonely I've actually had to talk to the orange cat. Nothing to do but shoot the sh*t with Kosmo. He's really an odd cat. Very high strung and jumps at every noise.... the ice machine is on and I thought Kosmo was going to crap his fur when the ice cubes hit the tray. Chicken Cat. Well, at least I have some entertainment watching him fly through the air at every noise. I've got to figure out how to turn on the TV.

Monday, Monday

Well, it's a sad day because my humans are both at work again. I'll be all alone at the house (the stupid orange cat doesn't count). This is all I can do to try to prevent the inevitable "leaving of the humans" ....I'll lay on the bag she always takes.... I've claimed it for Romanoffland and it is now mine. You have to stay home because otherwise I won't get any lunch-time treats...... No naps on the big bed with the girl human ... no mid-day trips on my leash. I won't even get to watch Price is Right anymore....no TV and movies. No sneaking in to take naps in the closet on all the clean clothes..... this is just awful... Hmmmm*Revaluation*

I Roman, supreme leader of Romanoffland command thee peasants(Humans) to go forth into the land and bring back stuff, for me. Make sure everything comes in it's own paper bag for me to play in, and oh yeah don't bring back anything for that orange cat either!

When you're a cat there's always an up side to things.

Sunbeam Sunday

It's just a lazy Sunday and I'm taking advantage of the sunbeam by the front door. The news said it is going to rain later so I've got to get my sunbeam time in a little earlier than usual. Just a quick nap ...... zzzzzzzz

Night on the town

Sorry I didn't post a blog yesterday, I was on a date with Samantha. Last week she contacted me through my blog and wanted to meet me for milk and mice which is kind of like dinner and a movie for humans. Here's me before the date...pretty handsome if I do say so myself. Samantha said she would be wearing a pink collar so I could find her at the Milk Club. She was a foxxy cat and we had a great time at the club. I figured she could come back to my place and we can chat around the automatic water bowl. Well the date didn't end as I planned because Kosmo opened his big mouth and told her I was fixed! She bolted.....turned out Samantha only was interested in me for kittens. O'well ....... there's got to be a girl out there for me somewhere. Next time I think I'll shut Kosmo in the closet.

The capital of Romanoffland

Speaking of claiming the laundry shoot for my nation of Romanoffland, I'd like to show you the wonderful tower at the center of the capital. The Tower of Power was constructed almost a year ago and is a key feature of Romanoffland. It is only to be used by native Romanoffs but the orange cat will still try to use the tower causing tension between our two nations. I enjoy spending many hours on the top and it has a great view of the land. In this photo of me on the tower you can not see the other sections of the tower which include a rope scratching post and a cubbie hole to hide in.

Laundry Day

Surprise Attack! The laundry shoot is mine!

I claim it in the name of Romanoffland and shall defend it against all enemies. Kosmo and humans be warned. (I still have my claws).